in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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