I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
