Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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