my mouth tastes like poor choices
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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