I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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