obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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