If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
