Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Two words: blizzard sex
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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