I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
