I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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