They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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