you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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