We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i believe in u and ur pee
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