I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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