All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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