wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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