I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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