So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
This girl is more easily done than said...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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