Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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