she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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