I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
