its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize