I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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