You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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