I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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