i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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