I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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