so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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