with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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