I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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