Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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