Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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