she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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