Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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