You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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