Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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