i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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