I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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