Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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