You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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