and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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