jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Acid is not a monday night drug
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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