Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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