Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I need to stop coming to work sober
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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