I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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