sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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