She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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