Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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