WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
did i walk over a car last night?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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