I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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