I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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