I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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