the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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