and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He shit in the fireplace
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