I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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