I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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